Autumn is here, and you know what that means… Time to get outside and enjoy the splendor of changing leaves? Absolutely not. Go to an apple orchard? Yeah, no. Put on a cozy sweater and light a candle? Be real.

Fall is here, and it’s time to sit inside, scroll through your phone, and read some really great tweets. Life is short, read all the tweets you can.

Lucky for you, we’ve done the hard work to collect this week’s funniest tweets. So here they are, the 13 best tweets of the last seven days.

1. What’s special about a Big Steve’s Special is that if you see it on a menu, you definitely have to order it.

2. Each ad is for an app that needs all your credentials. But you’ll get 0.03% cash back at participating Walgreens stores.

3. Oh, so everyone loves me? Incredible, I’ll take it.

4. Some tweets are just perfect. It’s perfect.

5. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I didn’t think you were going to take her there, your honor.

6. Just a certain type of person who posts too much online.

7. I like it here.

8. Please understand that NyQuil Chicken is a joke and should be treated as such.

9. I think I will use this time to learn how to play guitar.

10. One of the many good so-called Adam Levine DM memes.

11. And another.

12. Tweet dril obligatory for you.

13. And finally, this.